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3.20 - Be Shat & Van Damned!
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on Aug.20, 2010, under Podcasts
Welp, those crazy kids of THE BE SHARPS & STAMOS finally made it back to Texas from the GULF-COAST CRAP TOUR. While disaster was their co-pilot, they made it home alive! This week we’ve got Jimmy, Kris, & Eddie of THE BE SHARPS! Also in the house, we’ve got their road handler, Atom “with a T”. Welcome the boys back with moving tales of action, adventure, & intrigue! Got your seatbelts on? Okey-dokey Dr. Jones! Hold on to your potatoes! Hear we go!
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During this week’s song break (23:36) you heard “The Horror” By STAMOS
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The 2010 SUMMER COLDFRONT is a-coming to Argentum in Houston, TX - 8/28!
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on Aug.07, 2010, under Omega Prophet Shows
If the Summer heat’s kicking your ass, OMEGA PROPHET & DLG ICE FACTORY are predicting a soothing COLDFRONT! Join comedian, RAMEY O’BRIEN on Saturday, August 28th, 2010 at Argentum (previously The Warsaw & The Engine Room) as he hosts a night of chills, spills, & thrills! Expected highs include THE BE SHARPS & HAREM FESTIVAL to be followed by an unseasonable arctic blast courtesy of DOWNFALL 2012, as REVEREND BUTTER sculpts an ice monument live before your very eyes! $10. 18 & up, Doors open at 8 p.m. 1515 Pease St., Houston, TX
The last COLDFRONT was HUGE! Don’t miss this one! To get your pre-sale tickets, call DLG ICE FACTORY at (713)633-4603 or drop us a note at info@omega-prophet.com.
If you missed the Winter COLDFRONT show, here’s a frosty-bite:
Buckets & Snowcones!
3.18 - SexASS Chainsaw Massacred?
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on Aug.06, 2010, under Podcasts
This week is a somber week for us here at NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK. Our dear friend, CHAINSAW CHIC of the HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY’s BRAWLERS is reaching the end of one long, winding track & preparing to Emilio Estevez another. Can Marty Sauce’s blow-dance birthday surprises save the day? Find out on this week’s episode! We are also joined by the machismo-tastic, megalomaniac MR. CHAINSAW! Join us. Won’t you?
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During this week’s song break (50:18) you heard “GERMAN LEATHER FUCKING” By CUPCAKE REACHAROUND from their May 2010 practice. Here’s a video of that moment in time:
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…Also! If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to catch OMEGA PROPHET’s own RAMEY O’BRIEN as he hits the stage on Monday, August 9th at Sherlock’s in River Oaks. Show starts at 9:30, 21 & up. No cover, cheap drinks!!! 1952 W. Gray St. Houston, TX 77019.
Welcome THE BE SHARPS home @ PJ’s Sports Bar along w/ LETTERS TO VOLTRON, 8-7
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on Aug.05, 2010, under Omega Prophet Shows, videos
When they hit the road they were mere boys. Now! They return MEN!!! Stand-up comedian, RAMEY O’BRIEN welcomes back THE BE SHARPS, & those sassy lads of STAMOS, as they return from their GULF-COAST CRAP TOUR. Marking the last leg of their tour, they complete the circle with a show on Saturday August 7th at PJ’s Sports Bar in Houston, TX. LETTERS TO VOLTRON will also be throwing down some saucy sensuality via their bassless eunuch act! After you catch DOWNFALL 2012 at Pearl’s Bar on Washington Ave., along with the rest of the Houston Press Music Awards Showcase, cherry the top of your night w/ a homecoming that only OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS can produce! 614 W Gray St. Houston,TX 77019
Here’s RAMEY O’BRIEN showing his compassion:
…If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to catch OMEGA PROPHET’s own RAMEY O’BRIEN as he hits the stage on Monday, August 9th at Sherlock’s in River Oaks. Show starts at 9:30, 21 & up. No cover, cheap drinks!!! 1952 W. Gray St. Houston, TX 77019.
ROAD UPDATE!: GULF-COAST CRAP TOUR 2010: feat. THE BE SHARPS & STAMOS
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on Jul.30, 2010, under News, Omega Prophet Shows
After one shit-storm after another, the boys are still strivin’ & survivin”! You may have heard that THE BE SHARPS’s king-of-the-road-mobile has groaned & coughed until it had a mild stroke. After the glorious offer of their blooming young sphincters was refused, they were forced to exhaust all of their tour expense funds for vital repairs. Please think of their poor soft, supple skin & how vulnerable these pencil-necks are to danger & disaster. Hell, I’m sure their hearts of gold has lead to encounters with mysterious drifters & feral serial killer hitchhikers! Please help them if you can. Dig deep between your couch cushions & car consoles. Donate to the THE BE SHARPS CRAPPY VAN FUN/TOUR FUND Your support is appreciated …. & a “handie” may be in your near future? Ask Eddie or Kris about it next time you see ‘em!
Through the miracle of technology, we are able to stay updated with THE BE SHARPS, STAMOS & Atom (with a “T”).
DAY 1, July 26th:
“First incident of the tour! 2 hours before show time”
_ Atom (with a “T”)
Tour journal 1: “Not even to the first venue and we have a flat. I love tour already.”
_ Chris Reeves of STAMOS
“Day one… flat tire two hours out, no spare, no tire iron, no jack. POURING RAIN. walked for about two hours till pawn shops and a tire shop appeared, hitched back and the new jack we bought didn’t work, it was to short. flagged some one down and on the way to the show….. late and wet.”
_ Kris Jett of THE BE SHARPS
DAY 2, July 27th:
The day started off with a lil’ rumble o’ trouble….
“So this just in… either the power converter can’t power the rice cooker, or the cooker broke in the trailer or van? not sure the light comes on but no heat. So that’s 3 cups of rice and four hotdogs wasted for our make shift red beans and rice. sucks..”
_ Kris Jett of THE BE SHARPS
…. but then! ….
“Broken down again! Looks really bad this time. Hope it don’t cancel the rest of the tour.”
_ Atom (with a “T”)
Tour journal 2: “Partied last night. Woke up super early to drive to Louisiana. Been chilling in the van for 6 hours. Then the wheel well decided to bend. Now we’re on the side of the road again an hour away from the venue.”
_ Chris Reeves of STAMOS
…. half an hour later …
“Anyone want to donate money to help out with the tour?”
_ Atom (with a “T”)
DAY 3, July 28th:
Tour journal 4: “Went to someone’s apartment last night. Ate good food, went swimming, and slept on a couch. Overall, good night. Woke up, loaded up, and now we’re at a shop getting the van fixed …Gonna be a good day.”
_ Chris Reeves of STAMOS
“Day 3 of tour. Still go baton rouge. Some mechanic friends we meet last night checked out the van. All is good and about to hit the road. Next stop panama city!”
_ Atom (with a “T”)
….& then …
…”So we missed the Panama City exit by 2 hours. On our way to Tallahassee less then an hour away. Guess that will save us about 3 hours on the road tomorrow.”
_ Atom (with a “T”)
Tour journal 5: “So we passed where we were supposed to sleep. By more than an hour. So were just keep on trucking to the next stop. Been stuck in the van for more than for 6 hours. Every electronic device (except my phone) is dead. Bummed that I don’t get any night beach tonight but oh well.”
_ Chris Reeves of STAMOS
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