Tag: marty sauce
3.19 - Weed Science
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on Aug.14, 2010, under Podcasts
Just like many of you, we’ve noticed the new wave of legal synthetic, smokable, herb showing up at more gatherings these days. Many of you are familiar with K2 & others. This week we decide to guinea pig ourselves out & try a blend called Mojeaux live on the show, in the name of science! Listen, in a chemically induced stupor, as we struggle to focus long enough to unravel the legal controversies behind the sale of these botanical & herbal “incense” packets. Apple & ‘Sauce volunteer this week as test subjects. Does this shit really work? Is it worth the cost, or are we better off spending our paper-stacks on the real deal? Join us & hear the remarkable results of our little experiment. Lord knows we can’t remember any of it!
play episode here:
48:51 - synthetic weed discussion
56:40 - experiment begins
During this week’s song break (47:12) you heard “She Likes Mayo More Than Mustard” By THE BE SHARPS available on their 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, available at their live shows & these fine Houston area record stores: VINAL EDGE, SOUND EXCHANGE, CACTUS MUSIC
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3.18 - SexASS Chainsaw Massacred?
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on Aug.06, 2010, under Podcasts
This week is a somber week for us here at NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK. Our dear friend, CHAINSAW CHIC of the HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY’s BRAWLERS is reaching the end of one long, winding track & preparing to Emilio Estevez another. Can Marty Sauce’s blow-dance birthday surprises save the day? Find out on this week’s episode! We are also joined by the machismo-tastic, megalomaniac MR. CHAINSAW! Join us. Won’t you?
play episode here:
During this week’s song break (50:18) you heard “GERMAN LEATHER FUCKING” By CUPCAKE REACHAROUND from their May 2010 practice. Here’s a video of that moment in time:
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…Also! If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to catch OMEGA PROPHET’s own RAMEY O’BRIEN as he hits the stage on Monday, August 9th at Sherlock’s in River Oaks. Show starts at 9:30, 21 & up. No cover, cheap drinks!!! 1952 W. Gray St. Houston, TX 77019.
LETTERS TO VOLTRON Glistens in the ‘Sauce @ Crazy Frogs in Houston, TX - 7/30
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on Jul.29, 2010, under Omega Prophet Shows
Cum on out & celebrate the ‘Sauce’s birthday @ Crazy Frogs on Friday, July 30th! …Oh? I think LETTERS TO VOLTRON may be playing also, around midnight? 21 & up, 3939 F.M. 1960 W.
Here’s tha’ tip:
Treat yourself right without touching yourself for a change, & pick-up the all new 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, by LETTERS TO VOLTRON & THE BE SHARPS available exclusively at the show for only five bones!
LETTERS TO VOLTRON Live @ Rudyard’s in Houston, TX, June 24th
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on Jun.20, 2010, under Omega Prophet Shows, videos
Here’s a very important message from CHESTER:
Treat yourself right without touching yourself for a change, & pick-up the all new 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, by LETTERS TO VOLTRON & THE BE SHARPS available exclusively at the show for only five bones!
sprinkle a lil’ MARTY SAUCE on it!!!
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on May.27, 2010, under Unmentionables
MARTY SAUCE can be used as:
_ a reliable anti-freeze
_ a fertility drug for men
_ a hair growth tonic
_ a breakfast topping
_ a gun degreaser
_ a bear repellent
_ a silky anal lube
_ a delicious treat for your pets
_ a performance enhancer for children
…. & much much more!!!
Has MARTY SAUCE changed your life? If so, leave your cured aliments or unique uses for it here on our MARTY SAUCE forum!
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