Tag: houston roller derby
3.18 - SexASS Chainsaw Massacred?
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on Aug.06, 2010, under Podcasts
This week is a somber week for us here at NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK. Our dear friend, CHAINSAW CHIC of the HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY’s BRAWLERS is reaching the end of one long, winding track & preparing to Emilio Estevez another. Can Marty Sauce’s blow-dance birthday surprises save the day? Find out on this week’s episode! We are also joined by the machismo-tastic, megalomaniac MR. CHAINSAW! Join us. Won’t you?
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During this week’s song break (50:18) you heard “GERMAN LEATHER FUCKING” By CUPCAKE REACHAROUND from their May 2010 practice. Here’s a video of that moment in time:
Leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771.
…Also! If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to catch OMEGA PROPHET’s own RAMEY O’BRIEN as he hits the stage on Monday, August 9th at Sherlock’s in River Oaks. Show starts at 9:30, 21 & up. No cover, cheap drinks!!! 1952 W. Gray St. Houston, TX 77019.
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June 19th, HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY Bout Stream Replay
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on Jun.22, 2010, under Unmentionables
For those of you that were not able to make out to KICKS this last Saturday for some HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY action, here’s a recording of the USTREAM live stream. The PSYCH WARD SIRENS challenged the HELL MARYS, of the TEXAS ROLLERGIRLS ROCK-n-ROLLERDERBY from Austin! Later in the night, the BAYOU CITY BOSSE$ took on the THE BRAWLERS
Bah! Have no fear chico! We’re not gonna’ spoil the suspenseful, nail-biting experience for you. If you wanna’ skip ahead & check out the final scores, go to our HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY forum page. Share your most cherished derby memories there or leave us a message on our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy-Grout Hotline! (206)339-7771.
Hell Mary’s vs Psych Ward Sirens
Bayou City Bosses vs Brawlers
Help support HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY by coming out tho the THE BRAWLERS fundraiser on Saturday, June 26th at GRIFF’S SHENANIGANS CAFE & BAR, 3416 Roseland St. Houston, TX 77006.
If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to head out to SHERLOCK’S every Sunday & Monday night for mouth-breather suffocating stand-up comedy, courtesy of the HOUSTON COMEDY UNION
3.05 - Did You Just Call These Chicks Broads?
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on Apr.09, 2010, under Podcasts
Ahhh! The benefits of telling people we have a podcast! (We have to tell ‘em. No one really listens to it. Right?) This week we conned three lovely ladies of the HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY to roll up & take the couch! Enjoy the inside scoop & sexy hip checks, as provided by “BEVERLY KILLS” of the BAYOU CITY BOSSE$, & “CHAINSAW CHIC” & “NIGHTMARE ON EM STREET” of THE BRAWLERS. Find out if we fly too close to the sun & get our asses turned inside-out. Also in tha’ crib is MR. CHAINSAW & Kris Jett of THE BE SHARPS! Don’t be a dick. Join us! Won’t you?
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Get your HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY tickets HERE!
Episode 3.05 Sneak Peek, Featuring The Ladies of HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY:
by Nick (Omega Prophet Exposure Overlord) on Apr.09, 2010, under Podcasts, videos
Don’t forget to get your discounted tics for the April 17th bout in advance at houstonrollerderby.com
3.01 - NUDE ERECTIONS
by johnwayneisdead on Mar.08, 2010, under Podcasts
We’re back once again after a break from our year anniversary show! With the party over and the walks of shame behind us, we’re ready to violate your ear canals with our wily, uncircumcised “love”.
This week we’re joined by comic extraordinaire, and host of the Houston Roller Derby, DANNY RIOS. He’s been on Last Comic Standing and was voted Funniest Man in Houston, so why he wants to come on our show is beyond us. Thanks to everyone for coming back to listen as we begin a season that we hope will suck slightly less than the last one. Find out when DANNY RIOS & other great Houston area comedians are on stage by visiting the HOUSTON COMEDY UNION page.
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