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Welcome to , the official blog site of OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS. Register & join our forum. Share your thoughts or call us out. After all, it’s your community too, pumpkin! neverbuyastripperadrink@gmail.com / (206)339-7771

The world is a strip club! There are many dark & sheisty traps set in motion. It all starts when you conform to the manipulating marketing hype machine or “buy” a “stripper” that first drink. If you are weak, you find yourself duped, bamboozled, & taken advantage of. You’re left in a fetal position, crying & feeling dirty! Be strong, Sunshine! Avoid temptation! Never buy a stripper a drink! Join us every week as we discuss injustices, titillating perversions, or anything else that may “twist our sacks”.

We, and I’m speaking specifically of those involved with Omega Prophet and Never Buy a Stripper a Drink, not the royal ‘we’, seem to exist within our own little world. Well, its not so much a world as it is a universe, or even better, a way of being; if you will. This site will be the shining beacon of blinding light where you can hear our podcast; in which we will meander through the various regurgitations of our lives, our bands, our embarrassing inner-demons, and the minutia that makes up our very awesomeness. Stop in to listen to our rambling out-pour of retarded sexuality and what will no doubt be a fountain over flowing with dick and fart jokes. Join us . . . won’t you?