glossary

BEHOLD! Herein lies our long awaited glossary of terms used in our weekly discussions. This list is an ever expanding reference tool. Feel free to use these entries to spice up your daily jabber-jawing! also feel free to submit terms that may be worthy of our sassy lingo. If you discover a new term in our lingo, submit it, along with a definition here, in our SENTENCE ENHANCERS forum thread.
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anals & eye-holes - alternative body cavities desired as an option to traditional vaginal intercourse

basement boy - a gay or homosexual male

blooming union - an anus that is prepped for penetration

cunt door - clitoris or pussy lips. She invited me in, so I rushed through her cunt door!

the double impact - a two sided dildo

drive-time errection - an involuntary erection that occurs during transport via motor vehicle

electric boogaloo - a second, more grand attempt, or a triumphant return to glory

finger in the asshole - a pleasant experience

fuck on! - a verbal compliment of well wishes, administered upon departure; equivalent to “good day”, “farewell”, or “good-bye”

fuck off! - an insult intending doom & failure, administered upon departure; equivalent to “scram” or “fuck off!”

go-bot - an inferior version of a much more superior object or person

I’m gonna’ make you feel beautiful! - the act of forcefully performing fellatio onto a male victim while holding the victim at gun-point

Juneteenth - better late, than never

labia tickle - a pleasant occurrence experienced by a female individual

life-clock - refers to a colored jewel that is implanted into the left palm of freshly born humans in the 1976 film, LOGAN’S RUN. The life-clock changes colors as the human ages. The life-clock jewel color order is: White(clear), yellow, green,& red. It blinks red on the human’s last day before turning 30. Once the human is 30 years of age, the life-clock burns out & turns black. At that moment, the humans is to attend the sacred “Carousel” ceremony to be renewed (or reborn) in a fiery ritual. In reality the humans are exterminated, leaving a pristine, & Utopian society for all humans under 30 years of age. In the really-real world, where we live, marketing agencies’ target the majority of their advertising to consumers that are under 30. If you are over 30, many movies, music, clothes, & other popular commodities are not marketed to your age group! Deal with it, Chico!

melting snowman - an undesirable, usually overweight, naked body

mouth breathers - someone who is ignorant to the social courtesies of public movement. consequently, they stifle the mobility of thinking humans by becoming an obstacle which must be negotiated. they can be identified by their despondent facial expressions & wide-open mouths.

new wrinkle in the sack - a new approach, plan, or scenario

nipple-dick - tiny penis

no offense, phag! - a declaration used to renounce offensive intention to a group, culturally, racially, or socially immediately following a direct verbal attack on that same group

pink eye - a freshly bleached asshole

poon-jab - an undesirable occurrence experienced by a female individual

pussy-willow - pussy, wuss, John Wayne

red ass - the irritable physical sensation experienced after dispensing of loose bowels, or diarrhea, over an abnormally extended period on time.

sack twist - an undesirable experience

splinter dick - the painful result of rolling-over onto, or the crushing of, an erect penis or “morning wood”

stud-farm - a “finger in the asshole” that becomes a “sack twist”, & then back to a “finger in the asshole”, or vice-versa. see: “finger in the asshole” & “sack twist”

throwing the dice - jacking off, the act masturbating

titticles - abnormally long nipples

urge from another source - a sudden urge to release bodily fluid simultaneously, but after another initial bodily fluid discharge has begun; such as suddenly experiencing a loose bowel movement as you are already vomiting. Can also consist of a combination of ejaculation, crying, or acts if haemolacria.

wax dart - a relieving & long awaited ejaculation after experiencing “blue balls”

wundamuffin - an extremely hairy female vagina

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