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For those of you that were not able to make out to KICKS this last Saturday for some HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY action, here’s a recording of the USTREAM live stream. The PSYCH WARD SIRENS challenged the HELL MARYS, of the TEXAS ROLLERGIRLS ROCK-n-ROLLERDERBY from Austin! Later in the night, the BAYOU CITY BOSSE$ took on the THE BRAWLERS

Bah! Have no fear chico! We’re not gonna’ spoil the suspenseful, nail-biting experience for you. If you wanna’ skip ahead & check out the final scores, go to our HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY forum page. Share your most cherished derby memories there or leave us a message on our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy-Grout Hotline! (206)339-7771.

Hell Mary’s vs Psych Ward Sirens

Bayou City Bosses vs Brawlers

Help support HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY by coming out tho the THE BRAWLERS fundraiser on Saturday, June 26th at GRIFF’S SHENANIGANS CAFE & BAR, 3416 Roseland St. Houston, TX 77006.

If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to head out to SHERLOCK’S every Sunday & Monday night for mouth-breather suffocating stand-up comedy, courtesy of the HOUSTON COMEDY UNION

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