Never Buy A Stripper A Drink

Ever wonder what exactly it is that characterizes a type of music as a certain genre? Ever try to dismantle the intangible essence of something that is wholly and entirely subjective? Well, we did and we suggest that you probably don’t, but if you want to know what it would be like then we DO suggest that you listen to this episode. Nick’s away on a super secret mission but Robby C, JW, The ‘Sauce, & Apple step up to the challenge as they discuss what does, doesn’t, did, was and will give music a label. We feel some comments coming on so call the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot Line at (206)339-7771 to let us know where you weigh in!

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During the song break (58:23), you heard “It’s Hydro, Oh” by Opposite Day available on their album, “What Is Is?”, available at their shows or by clicking on the cover below.

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Welp, those crazy kids of THE BE SHARPS & STAMOS finally made it back to Texas from the GULF-COAST CRAP TOUR. While disaster was their co-pilot, they made it home alive! This week we’ve got Jimmy, Kris, & Eddie of THE BE SHARPS! Also in the house, we’ve got their road handler, Atom “with a T”. Welcome the boys back with moving tales of action, adventure, & intrigue! Got your seatbelts on? Okey-dokey Dr. Jones! Hold on to your potatoes! Hear we go!

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During this week’s song break (23:36) you heard “The Horror” By STAMOS

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Just like many of you, we’ve noticed the new wave of legal synthetic, smokable, herb showing up at more gatherings these days. Many of you are familiar with K2 & others. This week we decide to guinea pig ourselves out & try a blend called Mojeaux live on the show, in the name of science! Listen, in a chemically induced stupor, as we struggle to focus long enough to unravel the legal controversies behind the sale of these botanical & herbal “incense” packets. Apple & ‘Sauce volunteer this week as test subjects. Does this shit really work? Is it worth the cost, or are we better off spending our paper-stacks on the real deal? Join us & hear the remarkable results of our little experiment. Lord knows we can’t remember any of it!

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48:51 - synthetic weed discussion

56:40 - experiment begins

During this week’s song break (47:12) you heard “She Likes Mayo More Than Mustard” By THE BE SHARPS available on their 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, available at their live shows & these fine Houston area record stores: VINAL EDGE, SOUND EXCHANGE, CACTUS MUSIC

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This week is a somber week for us here at NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK. Our dear friend, CHAINSAW CHIC of the HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY’s BRAWLERS is reaching the end of one long, winding track & preparing to Emilio Estevez another. Can Marty Sauce’s blow-dance birthday surprises save the day? Find out on this week’s episode! We are also joined by the machismo-tastic, megalomaniac MR. CHAINSAW! Join us. Won’t you?

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During this week’s song break (50:18) you heard “GERMAN LEATHER FUCKING” By CUPCAKE REACHAROUND from their May 2010 practice. Here’s a video of that moment in time:

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…Also! If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to catch OMEGA PROPHET’s own RAMEY O’BRIEN as he hits the stage on Monday, August 9th at Sherlock’s in River Oaks. Show starts at 9:30, 21 & up. No cover, cheap drinks!!! 1952 W. Gray St. Houston, TX 77019.

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