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Your old pals LETTERS TO VOLTRON, (and co-hosts of NBSD) are in the studio working on the new album! Also, we welcome Marty to the fold as well as his glorious sauce!

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Team: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE took home third place at last year’s World Ice Art Championship. This is a highly anticipated and respected ice sculpting event attended by international ice artists.

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Don’t be a dick-lick bandit! Bring your pretty lil’ self on down to ROCBAR in the Bayou Place area of downtown Houston on Sunday, Feb. 21st! THE BE SHARPS, SUGARBALL EXPRESS, & LETTERS TO VOLTRON will be nastifying tha’ night away! Don’t be left out of the experience of a life-time! Fuck James Cameron’s AVATAR! Not only is OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS giving you 3-D; we’ve also got smell-o-vision, fondle-feel, ’stache-tickle, & our patented prego-phonic sound processing for all tha’ females’ pleasure! Be there or fuck off! 530 Texas Ave, Houston, TX.

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If you like revenge voodoo-zombie Blaxploitations, then, this is your flick! When a wealthy black club owner refuses to sell his his establishment to an evil white mobster, he is murdered by hired thugs. It’s now up to Dianna “Sugar” Hill to avenge his sudden demise; voodoo style! Sugar Hill begs local witchdoctor, Mama Maitresse, to summon Baron Samedi, the voodoo king. Baron Samedi grants Sugar Hill the use of his “army of the undead” to extract her revenge on the dudes that whacked her man. One by one, they are gruesomely exterminated. As the corpses begin to stack up, hot shit detective, Valentine is hot on the trail … or is it tail?! Ya’ see Valentine has a past with Sugar Hill back in the day& he’s hopping to get some more of that sweet sweeeet Sugar! As Valentine begins to piece together the supernatural elements of the case, Sugar Hill does what it takes to keep him just on the wrong page as her zombie force completes her vengeance.

I’m always amazed by how these massive black dudes in these movies allow themselves to be verbally & physically bullied by the scrawny “evil white man”. In real life they would simply beat the living shit outta these racist honkies! The only reason this happens in Blaxploitation films is to set them up as victims before it’s time for some whoop-ass payback! Gotta’ get the audience on your side cheering you along the way! I completely understand why people in this time period loved these films. Blaxploitation is fun fantasy & escapism when put up against social unrest & depression.

This film appears to take place in a Louisianan-type setting due to the access of dark-arts parishioners as well as bayous & alligators. It was actually filmed in its entirety in my hometown of Houston. I don’t really recognize any of the settings. This was 36 years ago? H-Town looks more like Hazzard County than the 4th largest city in the country. There’s less voodoo around these parts now-a-days….I hope!

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HOLY FUCK! Have we got your Thursday night booked!?! Put on your dance pants & come on out to Texas Rock Tavern in North Houston for a night of enchantments that only OMEGA PROPHET PROMOTIONS can deliver! DVDA action includes THE BE SHARPS, SUGARBALL EXPRESS, LETTERS TO VOLTRON, & DOWNFALL 2012 all together under one roof for the first time (this week)! No cover, 21 & up! $2.25 DOMESTICS AND $3.25 IMPORT BIG ASS TEXAS BEERS ALL DAY AND NIGHT LONG! 2470 1960 W. Houston, TX. Be there or fuck off, you jive-ass Mo-fo!!!

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“Ya’ see, pimpin’s been going since the beginning of time. And it’s gonna’ continue straight ahead until somebody up there turns out the lights on this small planet. Can ya’ dig it?”

Shhhhit! Where to begin? This is one of the first experiences of Blaxploitaiton in my youth. I remember watching this on BetaMax at my neighbor’s house one summer afternoon while all the parents were off earning a living. Sure, the picture was cropped & the sound was mono, but the cheapness & grittiness added to the experience! Supa’ slick Max Julien plays “Goldie”, “the meanest Mack that ever lived”! He’s a street thug that gets caught up in a shootout against the cops. After convincing his partner, “Slim” (played by Richard Pryor) to split the scene, Goldie is snagged & sentenced to a stint in the pen. Once he’s free, he decides to get into the prosperous pimp game. Follow Goldie as he recruits the baddest bitches around. The rest writes itself! Oh, also be on the look-out the world’s first “Playa’s Ball” & “Playa’s Picnic” ever seen; long before Chappelle’s Show!

Goldie “recruiting” talent…

I remember seeing Richard Pryor on the screen & immediately thinking that this was gonna’ be a comedy. Shinola! I was wrong! Nothing funny going on here, son. Just the stone cold serious Mack game! This is one of Richard Pryor’s earlier movie roles & one of the rare dramatic roles he would portray in his career. The few moments he’s on the screen are spot-on gold! Yeah, Rich was sooooper coked-up during filming, but it adds the reality to his character, me think?. Then again, I’m partial because Richard Pryor is one of my top five people in the history of mankind.

The soundtrack is essential listening for anyone that digs on smooth grooves! WILLIE HUTCH brilliantly composes the perfect soundtrack which some may argue that it’s even better than the actual movie.

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here are some samples:

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I CHOOSE YOU * (this song was sampled by UGK in their 2006 song “International Player’s Anthem”.)

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NOW THAT IT’S ALL OVER

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BROTHER’S GONNA WORK IT OUT

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This typical playa’s tale is not so typical. Not this time. This is the story of DJay, a tired pimp on the verge of a mid-life crisis. He’s in a complete dead end situation. Ya’ see. The hoe game is not his true calling. DJay realizes this when be begins to tinker with an old keyboard that he “acquires” in a trade for “goods &/or services”. He soon finds something in him that he has never experienced. He discovers an unknown lyrical talent & is driven to shape this plate & mashed potatoes into something meaningful! He calls on a conservative childhood friend, Key (played by Anthony Anderson), for the hook-ups to get it done! Does this yarn wrap up with a Hollywood happy ending? I’m not spoiling. If you haven’t seen this one, you should. It actually won the audience choice award at the 2006 Sundance Film Festival.

Sure, the story can be compared to other “from the streets” rapper stories, but Terrence Howard is one of two reasons for watching this flick. I’ve always found his presence on the screen to be very natural & effective. This is the probably the first time that I had ever seen him not portraying a villain, thought many would argue that he IS a glorified villain in this role. You feel his frustration, confusion, & pain in HUSTLE & FLOW. He is amazing! So amazing that he was nominated for a best actor Academy Award that year. This is a really good human story! I see this as his big breakthrough role. Unfortunately, Terrence Howard has fallen out the game faster then it took him to get here. He landed the role of ‘Rhodey’ Rhodes in IRON MAN, only to lose it for the sequels after a money dispute. He has also, since, launched a music career which has gone almost unnoticed. Even if he never appears on the screen ever again, I will always salute him for HUSTLE & FLOW.

The second reason to watch this flick is because of director, Craig Brewer’s vision. He appears to be a student of the Blaxploitation genre. You see this throughout the film; from the opening title sequence, to the music cues, to the montage, & especially the content of the story. I have no knowledge of his background, but you would assume he’s some brutha’ from the hood. He’s a white guy from Memphis! I’ve kept my ear to the track ever since, hoping for more magic. A year later he brought it with BLACK SNAKE MOAN (2006)! I loved it! Craig Brewer seems to understand that blues mentality that these stories thrive on. I can’t wait to see what’s next up his sleeve.

On an unusual note, HUSTLE & FLOW’s soundtrack was a HUGE seller that year. Who woulda’ ever thunk that Three 6 Mafia would take home an Oscar for best original song with “It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp”!? It was a good track, but it didn’t knock me on my ass or anything? Then again, I don’t really see the point of nominating songs for movie awards. That’s just another ploy to sell records to the big corporate marketing machines. Check out the televised performance of “It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp” from the 2006 Academy Awards:

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