Never Buy A Stripper A Drink

After one shit-storm after another, the boys are still strivin’ & survivin”! You may have heard that THE BE SHARPS’s king-of-the-road-mobile has groaned & coughed until it had a mild stroke. After the glorious offer of their blooming young sphincters was refused, they were forced to exhaust all of their tour expense funds for vital repairs. Please think of their poor soft, supple skin & how vulnerable these pencil-necks are to danger & disaster. Hell, I’m sure their hearts of gold has lead to encounters with mysterious drifters & feral serial killer hitchhikers! Please help them if you can. Dig deep between your couch cushions & car consoles. Donate to the THE BE SHARPS CRAPPY VAN FUN/TOUR FUND Your support is appreciated …. & a “handie” may be in your near future? Ask Eddie or Kris about it next time you see ‘em!

Through the miracle of technology, we are able to stay updated with THE BE SHARPS, STAMOS & Atom (with a “T”).

DAY 1, July 26th:

“First incident of the tour! 2 hours before show time”
_ Atom (with a “T”)

Tour journal 1: “Not even to the first venue and we have a flat. I love tour already.”
_ Chris Reeves of STAMOS

“Day one… flat tire two hours out, no spare, no tire iron, no jack. POURING RAIN. walked for about two hours till pawn shops and a tire shop appeared, hitched back and the new jack we bought didn’t work, it was to short. flagged some one down and on the way to the show….. late and wet.”
_ Kris Jett of THE BE SHARPS

DAY 2, July 27th:

The day started off with a lil’ rumble o’ trouble….

“So this just in… either the power converter can’t power the rice cooker, or the cooker broke in the trailer or van? not sure the light comes on but no heat. So that’s 3 cups of rice and four hotdogs wasted for our make shift red beans and rice. sucks..”
_ Kris Jett of THE BE SHARPS

…. but then! ….

“Broken down again! Looks really bad this time. Hope it don’t cancel the rest of the tour.”
_ Atom (with a “T”)

Tour journal 2: “Partied last night. Woke up super early to drive to Louisiana. Been chilling in the van for 6 hours. Then the wheel well decided to bend. Now we’re on the side of the road again an hour away from the venue.”
_ Chris Reeves of STAMOS

…. half an hour later …

“Anyone want to donate money to help out with the tour?”
_ Atom (with a “T”)

DAY 3, July 28th:

Tour journal 4: “Went to someone’s apartment last night. Ate good food, went swimming, and slept on a couch. Overall, good night. Woke up, loaded up, and now we’re at a shop getting the van fixed …Gonna be a good day.”
_ Chris Reeves of STAMOS

“Day 3 of tour. Still go baton rouge. Some mechanic friends we meet last night checked out the van. All is good and about to hit the road. Next stop panama city!”
_ Atom (with a “T”)

….& then …

…”So we missed the Panama City exit by 2 hours. On our way to Tallahassee less then an hour away. Guess that will save us about 3 hours on the road tomorrow.”
_ Atom (with a “T”)

Tour journal 5: “So we passed where we were supposed to sleep. By more than an hour. So were just keep on trucking to the next stop. Been stuck in the van for more than for 6 hours. Every electronic device (except my phone) is dead. Bummed that I don’t get any night beach tonight but oh well.”
_ Chris Reeves of STAMOS

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Treat yourself right without touching yourself for a change, & pick-up the all new 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, by LETTERS TO VOLTRON & THE BE SHARPS available exclusively at the show for only five bones!

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Cum on out & celebrate the ‘Sauce’s birthday @ Crazy Frogs on Friday, July 30th! …Oh? I think LETTERS TO VOLTRON may be playing also, around midnight? 21 & up, 3939 F.M. 1960 W.

Here’s tha’ tip:

Treat yourself right without touching yourself for a change, & pick-up the all new 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, by LETTERS TO VOLTRON & THE BE SHARPS available exclusively at the show for only five bones!

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Check out this ice bar that REVEREND BUTTER made for a party. Believe you, me! The two built-in shot block worked gggrrrrreat!

Have him create something special for your party or event. You can scour the remains & ruins of H-town for him, but it’s much easier to call him at DLG ICE FACTORY @ (713)633-4603

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DOWNFALL 2012 will playing a free show this Saturday, July 31 at Hoot County in Humble. Come on out throw back a few with Danny, Boo, & Casey at their favorite neighborhood joint. FREE, 21 & up. 444 Fm 1960 Bypass Rd E, Humble, TX

If you went to this show, share your experience in the DOWNFALL 2012 forum! Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line, (206)339-7771.

Also be sure to vote for DOWNFALL 2012 as best metal band in the 2010 Houston Press Music Awards

Get DOWNFALL 2012’s self-titled album here on iTunes:

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IT HAS BEGUN! … THE BE SHARPS & our good Friends, STAMOS, have left the H-Town city limits & are now on their way to wreck havoc across the already ravaged Gulf Coast.

Catch the van-load o’ nipple dicks in these cities:

7/26 - ???, Nacadoches, TX

8/7 - PJ’s, Houston, TX

If you attended any of these shows & want to confess your sins, use our BE SHARPS forum here to discuss or comment! Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771.

HERE’S A SAMPLE OF THE GOODS:

<---- BE SURE to get this real, & fully functional, “THE BE SHARPS” tee for only $8 at the show!!

Treat yourself right without touching yourself for a change, & pick-up the all new 7″ split vinyl release, “SHIT SANDWHICH”, by LETTERS TO VOLTRON & THE BE SHARPS available exclusively at the show for only five bones!

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Well, it finally happened! The lovely “Red” Ren collected enough gold coins to gain back-door access to the NBSD Mansion. You’ve heard her voice on episodes 1.16 - Gotta’ Get Back in Time . . .”, 2.18 - “Do You Know What Today Is? It’s Our Anniversary”, & countless voicemails. Now, hear her angelic airings here on episode 3.17 - The RENfest-isode”! We are also joined Kris Jett of THE BE SHARPS as we pound back shots of a very peculiar Dominican potpourri-type rum & titillate each other with school girl gossip of the (then) state of Lindsey Lohan, repairing vaginal tears, & toilet sex! Check it out! It’s terRENfic!!!

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During this week’s song break (54:23) you heard “Grande” from the 2005 LETTERS TO VOLTRON self-titled album, available at their live shows.

Share your comments for this episode here on our forum. Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771.

If you’re in the Houston area, be sure to come out to Big John’s Ice House on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 to see THE BE SHARPS live & to support the those oh-so-sexy MACHETE BETTIES of HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY. 2640 Briar Forest Dr. Houston, TX 77077

Will CHESTER Q. PENNYWORTH follow the same dark path that his uncle MARBLET did years ago? Find out here:

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