Never Buy A Stripper A Drink

If you are a fan of live music in Houston, … you know there are waaay more choices of bands & venues to discover than grains of sand in your hourglass! Just try to hit up all of your favorites during any local music festival. It’s damn near UNpossible! If there’s one fresh offering to ingest, it’s definitely The Freakouts. By somehow taking & mashing punk, glam, garage, psychobilly, & art rock together into one jam-sammich, this sneering quintet is gracefully capable of serving up a heaping helping of pipping hotness on stage. The Freakouts consist of Ash on vocals, Porter on lead guitar, Meg on bass, Allen on skins, & newly added rhythm guitarist, Steven. If you haven’t witnessed them yet, then get your sweet cheeks on down to their next show. Become a believer for yourself! If you’re in the Houston area catch them next at Rudyards (2010 Waugh Dr) on February 17th, 2012 with Modfag & The Sons Of Hercules.

We caught The Freakouts lighting up the stage at Fitzgerald’s on Thanksgiving eve of last year & instantly dug their tunes…

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… NBSD’s Nick the Vegan got all freaky with The Freakouts after their set & snagged an interview. Arrange your ears to their upright perky positions & give it a listen on this NBSD minisode!

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At 7:43 you heard THE FREAKOUTS performing “You’re The One For Me”. At the end of the minisode you heard their anthem, “Freakin’ Out”.

Keep up with The Freakouts by following them on their Facebook fan page or visit their site at: www.thefreakouts.info

Here’s a tiny taste of The Freakouts in action at Fitzgerald’s in Houston, TX:

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Check out this hot new music video for “Mayo” by the Misdemeanor Boyz, shot ‘n chopped by NBSD’s own Nick P. The Misdemeanor Boyz are a titillating trio of machismo-magical madness consisting of Brent Whitley, Chris Reeves (of Stamos), & Casey Bowen (of Downfall 2012). keep your peepers peeled for more from these pantys-droppers, straight outta’ Misdemeanor Studios in Humble, TX!

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Tell the truth & shame the goddamn devil! … “Monseigneur Diaz” is in the mansion this week to judge the righteous & the wicked as the boys tackle topics such as hulking out, pick-pocketing gypsy kids, handicapped parking-spot sex, incestuous step-dad threesomes, & the morality of human “do-overs”. Original famous Nick P. sits this sin session out as to avoid eternal damnation. Hell hath no fury like a step-son corned …in the ass! Will the truth actually be told? Will the devil indeed be shamed? Does anyone give a shit?!! If you do, please lend your celestial lobes to this exciting soul-searching episode of Never Buy a Stripper a Drink!!!

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MUSIC PLAYED THIS WEEK:
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At 12:52 you heard “Money Shot” by Letters to Voltron from their out-of-print 2005 self-titled album.
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At the end of the show you heard “Retarded Retard” by Cars Can Be Blue from their 2005 album, ’All The Stuff We Do’.
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It’s the time of year when we celebrate the vaginal escape of our very own johnwayneisdead and what better way to commemorate his spirit journey formation than with a show. Not just any show, mind you, a completely FREE no holds barred, all balls out, all holes filled, and all surfaces sticky Letters to Voltron marathon of a show that will feature entertainment from those pioneers of difficult listening all night long. There’s sure to be some old-school classics, new-school ditties, and a few surprises that may or may not contain titty slaps to the face. This colossal event will be taking place Saturday Jan. 28th @ Olde City Pub (14124 Stuebner Airline Road), kicks off around 9pm and goes until they lock the doors or burn the place down around them in effigy. Either way, you’ll want to get your ass out there for this one!

Here’s a sample of the goods . . .

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If you know anything about Punk Rock and you live in Houston, then you know about the legendary 30footFALL. If not, then go shave your mowhawk, take that safety pin out of your ear and get a job sir because punk rock you are not. Although they may not play around town with the frequency they once did, they still play the annual Christmas show at Fitzgerald’s, which has been a holiday season staple for over ten years. Our very own Nick the Vegan sat down to break bread with front man Butch Klotz, who now permanently resides in Virginia, after the most recent of these shows. Butch told Vegan about the origin of the band, how they recorded their most recent release: “Jesus, Elvis, and Richard Petty” while being in separate states, and what his personal view on music and the influences of his influences are.

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30footFALL songs heard throughout this episode:

At 3:12 we played “Everything Is Gonna Stop” from their 1995 debut album, ‘Divided We Stand’
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At 8:25 you heard “Fuck Ya’ll We’re From Texas” from their 1999 album (which also helped us all get laid back in the day!), ‘Ever Revolving, Never Evolving’.
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At 13:16 you heard “People Are Stupid” from their 1997 album, ‘Acme 143′.
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At the end of the show you heard the title track from their current EP, ‘Jesus, Elvis, & Richard Petty’.
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